
Whatever is inside is probably unharmed, but it's still feeling sad. Pokémon Sun: After going to all the effort of disguising itself, its neck was broken. Oh, hang on! This one has a “busted form,” whatever that mea. Pokémon Moon: A lonely pokémon, it conceals its terrifying appearance beneath an old rag so it can get closer to people and other pokémon. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock. Pokémon Sun: Its actual appearance is unknown. All its movements are apparently no more than the results of it tossing and turning in its dreams. Pokémon Sun: It is born asleep, and it dies asleep.

Pokémon Moon: A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found. Guzzlord is honestly just me in college, a classic case of a beer-chugging shy pooper. What little meat they contain is rich and delicious. Pokémon Moon: It punches so much, its pincers often come off from overuse, but they grow back quickly. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug. Pokémon Moon: This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Moon labels Bear as incredibly dangerous, but also quite loving! Sun labels Bewear as incredibly dangerous. Well, I guess that’s something you’d want to seriously think about before you let your sweetest, tiniest pokémon out to play with Araquanid. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokémon, it protectively brings them into its water bubble. Pokémon Moon: Despite what its appearance suggests, it cares for others.

Small Pokémon get sucked into the bubble, where they drown.

Pok é mon Sun: It delivers headbutts with the water bubble on its head. Just compare Sun’s description to what Moon has to say: In the case of Araquanid, that difference is literally life or death. The first thing to note about Pokémon Sun and Moon is that its description of each pokémon is different depending on the game. I’ve returned with a collection of my favorite hell-children. Unwilling to wait to catch each pokémon for its precious backstory, I spent some time digging around Bulbapedia, which already has the pokédex entries for the latest generation of monsters. oaBdk8PUop- Charles PM November 20, 2016
